So You Want To Get To Know Me?

Who am I? You want to know about me? Well, I could give you the typical blogger "who am I" ambitious dreamer description! But I think you can get a better sense of me from my dating profile:

Describe yourself:

This is me: jazz, kittens, opera, ice cream, and happily letting an old man or pregnant woman sit on a chair in a train.

My dream job is: be a Disney princess missing parents or in search of a prince.

I'm really good at:

...taking more selfies of food than you.

The first thing people notice about me:

My beautiful skin (honestly), and then my intellectualenessity.

Six things I could never do without:

Money, Cars, Yachts, Private Jets, Skydiving, and puppies

I like to take pictures of:

...myself eating food at restaurants, eating food in the shower, eating food in the bathroom, eating food at work, eating food in the train while holding onto the pole.

On a typical Friday night I am:

...most likely crying by myself in front of tv with a tub of ice cream.

You should message me if: take good care of your body now while you are single and during courtship, and then once you get that marriage ring or after having children, I want you to forget about your health and just stuff yourself silly until you become overweight because the whole point of being in shape is all about impressing the partner you catch in your net. It's not about personal health of course.

But other than my miserable lonely life (or not?), I'm a lover of travelling, food, movies, spirituality, religion, politics and interior decorating. Welcome to my blog, guys!

I am a social a point only.